Yet More CSIs
Well, it is almost time for the new television season and my friend at the studio that makes CSI has sent me a list of the new ones for the year. So here, without further ado, they are:
1. CSI Australia: Two detectives from down under, Steve and Mick investigate a rash of kangaroo killings. Chaos ensues when the only witness, a talkative Asian girl, refuses to admit that a kangaroo could kill anyone. Trouble brews when Mick is trampled by a herd of water buffalo. (Special guest appearance by Skippy the amazing Roo)
2. CSI Atlanta: Two southern detectives, Bubba and Jerry, investigate reports that unsuspecting women are being held in a cellar. Chaos ensues when their prime suspect turns out to be a 59 year old transgendered man who never leaves his mother's basement. Trouble brews when Bubba is strangely attracted to the suspect.
3. CSI World Cup: Two detectives Pat and Tommy investigate why anyone would watch the world cup. Chaos ensues when they discover there is absolutely no reason to watch the world cup. Trouble brews when Pat headbutts Tommy as they argue about the superiority of American sports.
posted by Death Warmed Over | 8:38 PM
6 Comment:
are you calling me a liar? my word is law and curse u for ever saying otherwise!!
you are really brushing death by an icepick in the back of your head you know?
hehe but really, kangaroos are the ones being culled here - we're the only country who regularly culls an animal on our national emblem!
I like your idea for CSI Atlanta. I'm pretty sure the only TV shows on now are CSI, Law & Order and Reality TV. what a sad state. Thank God for Earl. :)
Warning - spoilers follow!
I understand that in the Aussie edition, it is discovered that the culprit is actually a vending machine that tracks its victims and falls on them.
I'll watch the Atlanta version, but only if the women turn out to be Japanese schoolgirls.
I have yet to watch that show. Oh dear, you upset Fatty again. I think you had better think about telephone work on the dark side of the moon.
Oh, Fatty, I love Australia. Land of Russell Crowe and Eric Bana. When can I immigrate?
I like the Australian spin-off, although I suspect that dingos too often would suffer from "species profiling" and find themselves accused of crimes they didn't commit.
-- david
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