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Police Arrest Nude Man Stuck in ChimneyApr 24 6:42 PM US/Eastern Email this story
HAYWARD, Calif.
A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said.
Police say Michael Urbano, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney.
But the wire broke and Urbano fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.
"We get him up, and he's naked as a jaybird," said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. "He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out."
He was arrested on SUSPICION of being under the influence of drugs? Exactly what fricition was he avoiding ;)
HAYWARD, Calif.
A man who spent five hours naked and stuck in the chimney of his stepmother's home was arrested on suspicion of being under the influence of drugs, police said.
Police say Michael Urbano, 23, locked himself out of the house early Saturday morning and decided to get in on a cable TV wire through the chimney.
But the wire broke and Urbano fell, getting stuck about three-quarters of the way down. He was freed when a firefighter pushed him to safety.
"We get him up, and he's naked as a jaybird," said Hayward police Lt. Gary Branson. "He tells us he took his clothes off because there would be less friction going down the chute. We did find his clothes. So that part checked out."
He was arrested on SUSPICION of being under the influence of drugs? Exactly what fricition was he avoiding ;)
posted by Death Warmed Over | 7:38 PM
6 Comment:
if there was going to be friction - id rather it not be my skin on brick.
That'as what I was thinking fatty. I'd be down with a little less friction for a little more flesh not being ripped of my body
Some people enjoy the sensation of falling down a chimmney naked. Who are we to begrudge them their private pleasures?
Good post.
I agree with EOR. Dumb people have feelings too :)
The question we should ask is: do dumb people have "rights"
So is there a right to dumbness?
I think we would all agree that, at least for some people, this is an inaleniable right.
Yes, the dumb have rights, and those of us who deem ourselves superior have the right to call them dumb. If not, there would be an epidemic of exploded brains all along America's major expressways as drivers get dumber and dumber.
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