Church Bulletin Errors
You know the papers handed out in most protestant churches? Bulletins, they are called. Take a look at some honest, yet funny mistakes.:)
Bulletin Bloopers
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
I've seen some of these before, but a few were new. I laugh everytime..
Bulletin Bloopers
The pastor will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing, “Break Forth Into Joy.”
A songfest was hell at the Methodist church Wednesday.
Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
The eighth-graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the Church basement Friday at 7 PM. The Congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
Ladies Bible Study will be held Thursday morning at 10. All ladies are invited to lunch in the Fellowship Hall after the B.S. is done.
Low Self Esteem Support Group will meet Thursday at 7 PM. Please use the back door.
Tuesday at 4 PM there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be “What Is Hell?” Come early and listen to our choir practice.
A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow.
Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It is a good chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Bring your husbands.
The sermon this morning: Jesus Walks on the Water. The sermon tonight: Searching for Jesus.
Barbara C. remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack’s sermons.
I've seen some of these before, but a few were new. I laugh everytime..
posted by Death Warmed Over | 7:33 PM
8 Comment:
sometimes the sincerity with which it was written makes it all the more funny for our sick twisted minds...
bulleting bloopers are great.
What does Death warmed over mean?
A pleasure as always, Fatty.
Fresh, I picked Death Warmed Over for several reasons. First, I wanted to remain semi anonymous on the blog so I was looking for something different. Second, the word Death seems to grab attention. Third, in all honesty the day I though about it I wasn't feeling well and looked into the mirror and said, "Man, I look like death warmed over." (Which unfortunately is always the case regardless of my heath.
Last, it abbreviates well DWO, although not everyone uses that.
By the way, I can't think of a better post to follow my Apostle's Creed in Latin than Asian v Hot Asian. I mean it was Monday after all! Thanks for the comments on my other posts, appreciate it.
haha I knew the easter post was gonna sideline the blog since it was deep and meaningful. So I decided to post something hte next day that was totally random. hahaha. i did apperciate the easter post. Always good to have a post to put things into perspective
These are really choice.
LOL. Liked 'em.
Bulletin bloopers are pretty much the pinacle of high class humour, my church does them all the time.
Here's one that that involved my mother a few years back: "Cookies needed for fellowship time after this evening's service. If you are able to donate, contact ----- and she will sing you up."
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She still hasn't lived it down.
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