Even More TV Shows You Won't See This Fall

Well, my friend in the television industry has written me again, this time with a short list of shows that were rejected by the networks. See what you think.

1) Cheney's Wheel O' Fun.

In this fun and exciting game show, contestants spin a wheel to see if Dick Cheney shoots them, invades them, or drafts them. Survivors win fabulous prizes.

2)Hillary and Obama

In this fun quasi-political sitcom, Hillary and Obama both get elected mayor of the same small town. Hijinks ensue when Hillary tries to talk black and Obama white.

3)Are You Smarter than Tech Support?

Another game show where contestants randomly draw a computer problem from the Pot O' Trouble then call the mystery support number. If the contestant can understand "Bob" and fix their problem they win.