TV Shows You Won't See This Fall
Well, my friend in the television industry has written me again, this time with a short list of shows that were rejected by the networks. See what you think.
1) "Pimp My Medicaid Scooter" This exciting show takes an elderly persons battery powered scooter and "pimps" it out making it all the rave of the retirement home. In the first episode a scooter is equipped with a plasma tv, XBox 360 and a hydraulic lift system.
2) "The Bachelor: San Quentin" 25 lucky prisoners vie for the attention of a death row inmate in a quest to become his "bitch". Be sure to watch the first controversial episode filmed in the boiler room.
3) "Metrosexual Man" This crime drama stars a man who doesn't drive a fast car, use a powerful handgun or beat the suspects with a phone book to get a confession. Instead he uses his sense of fashion and his ability to understand what women "really" want to solve a variety of crimes.
I can't imagine why these shows won't be making it onto our screens this fall. But who said the networks had any sense of taste anyway.
1) "Pimp My Medicaid Scooter" This exciting show takes an elderly persons battery powered scooter and "pimps" it out making it all the rave of the retirement home. In the first episode a scooter is equipped with a plasma tv, XBox 360 and a hydraulic lift system.
2) "The Bachelor: San Quentin" 25 lucky prisoners vie for the attention of a death row inmate in a quest to become his "bitch". Be sure to watch the first controversial episode filmed in the boiler room.
3) "Metrosexual Man" This crime drama stars a man who doesn't drive a fast car, use a powerful handgun or beat the suspects with a phone book to get a confession. Instead he uses his sense of fashion and his ability to understand what women "really" want to solve a variety of crimes.
I can't imagine why these shows won't be making it onto our screens this fall. But who said the networks had any sense of taste anyway.
posted by Death Warmed Over | 8:41 PM
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Well, the only show I ever watch regularly is House, so as long as that remains, I will hold back any assault weapons on the TV industry.
My favorite cancelled show was...
A Very Brady Orgy.
Robert Reed could not attend.
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Given the proliferation of CSIs the last few years, however, we shouldn't be surprised to see "CSI: San Quentin."
-- david
Maybe the cable networks will pick them up.
Damn, I really wanted to see the Scooter show!!
Pimp my medicaid scooter would be awesome "Check it, we got your scooter painted metamucil orange"
I think a new great show would be "Who wants to be my pet". The show would be one guy in a house full of pets. Each week he'd go on play dates with the pets and then eliminate them. They would have amazingly interesting commentary
"The way spot pooed on the floor really upset me, its like he didnt even care, he just kept wagging his tail. He has to go"
Best part of the show? No tearful rejections as dogs will just like themselves and go on!
EOTR: I never have watched House although I know several people who like it and watch. Do you watch Lost.
Crash: Whats sad is that show has probably been made and is sitting in the can waiting for showtime to pick it up.
Dave: your right, CSI is everywhere. Next we'll probably have our own personal CSIs. Example: CSI David Amulet. "Tonights episode investigates if David really has all these paying gigs that he calims to have.
Grant: Hopefully so.
OMW: Yeah, that's the show I want to see. The theme music for the show is that "Ride'n dirty" song.
Fresh: Ha! I'd watch that show. I can just see the guy crying: "I don't know who to pick...its just too real!"
I used to watch Lost, but last season turned me off--it just got stupid. I may join the bandwagon again, but I never get to watch the shows I like.
DWO: We might need CSI for me after all; I just hope I won't need forensic investigators to help me chase down checks from slow-paying companies and publishers.
-- david
Well, if they had showed those shows, I may have actually started watching TV again. The worst thing is a TV show or movie that is absurd but doesn't realize that it is. I would like to see TV which revels in it's own absurdity and inaneness!
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